Andrew Sullivan added to Femisex Deathwatch

It’s time to add a new name to the FemiSex DeathWatch List. To date we’ve had Tim Russert, Chris Matthews, and Keith Olbermann and Vikram S. Pandit.(Disclaimer, Russert’s actual death was not what we wished for, just a coincidence. Femisex is sorry for his family, but pleased for all women who may enter the political arena in the future.)
Our watchlist was born out of the Hillary Deathwatch on Slate. So to all who say, bad for having a Deathwatch first write to Slate, then us.

Status on Watchlisters OlberUnhinged and CrawlingLeg Matthews:

Perhaps as a sop to independent voting women who found Olbermann and Matthews despicable sexists, MSNBC routed them from their anchor chairs, but…if Obama wins, my guess is…they’ll be back with even fiercer power to decimate women candidates.
And, this weekend Sexist Master Pandit lost his bid to buy Wachovia and is now burning mad at a Wells Fargo deal that is likey much better for taxpayers. Bad sexist karma, Mr Pandit.

Moving on to our current Deathwatch hopeful, Andrew Sullivan of the Atlantic. This nut-job Brit who once luved Bush but now loves Obama, and always hated women has been demanding proof genetic that Trig Palin comes from the loins of Gov. Palin. Femisex did an entire piece on Sullivan , so PLEASE do check it out!!!!

At the time of our original story,
Femisex contacted the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic, Mr. James Bennet, who said he stood by Sullivan as a journalist. Gag!!!!!!!!! Bennet also passed on titfortat, e.g., calling on Obama and Biden to pony up genetic proof they fathered their respective kids. Fair is Foul when applied to male candidates.

Now once again, for comedic pleasure, this is the email whack-job Sullivan sent to McCain campaign:
"I'm very sorry to say, it's come to this: can you confirm on the record that Trig Palin is Sarah Palin's biological son? . . . Since this is a crazy idea, it should be easy for you or someone to let me know, the most popular one-man political blog site in the world, what the truth is."

Femisex says:

BASED ON ALL THE EVIDENCE, Femisex is now sending this back to the Atlantic for an on-the-record response:

"I'm very sorry to say, it's come to this: can you confirm on the record that THE ATLANTIC STAFF is NOT ON OBAMA’S PAYROLL, not in the bias-tank for Obama. . .AND THAT THE ATLANTIC HAS NOT FLUSHED ALL STANDARDS OF JOURNALISM DOWN THE TOILET IN GOING AFTER THE FEMALE CANDIDATES IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION? Since ALL EVIDENCE POINTS TO THIS, it should be easy for you or someone to let FEMISEX know, A SMALL BUT rapidly GROWING WEBsite, what the truth is."

Femisex puts Wingnut Sullivan on its Deathwatch, as a beacon of hope to all women that sexist idiots will no longer be coddled, even by the Atlantic, whose allergies to women journalists are as severe as they come.
(An absurd note: Sadly, massive lunacy in journalism is Ok with the Times as long as it is applied only to female candidates. In a recent op/ed, the New York Times contacted wackedout Sullivan for questions he'd like to ask the Veep candidate in late weeks debate. The Times contacted nine men and one lone female. Gray Lady penile Love, strikes again. )

More for Atlantic: Bennet says they are looking to address the MASSIVE dearth of women writers in their pages.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
BIG $ bet, any woman the Atlantic hires/commissions will NOT be a voice of anything but anti-female propaganda—it will be a voice akin to penis-luvn’ Dahlia Lithwick who is very good at giving font-lap dances to male top edit. Matter of fact, if the Atlantic brings on a woman who is very critical of press sexism, and understands HOW important it is for Alpha women to move into every aspect US life, including the presidency and the top editorship of the Atlantic, who pounds this message home issue after issue, who promotes female in the White House in 2012 and the veep house in 2008, who wants a Supreme Court that is five women to four males, I will give Mr. Bennet a lap dance in Times Square.)

Big $ bet, one trillion to one odds against such action by the Atlantic.

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