Oh, wait, that would be racist and demeaning to a grown black lawyer who went to a Harvard. But for Michele Bachmann, who is a grown white women with five kids, 23 foster kids, a post doctorate education from William and Mary...calling her "Hell's Barbie" is cool. It is so cool to be a bigot. Morford is gay-rights writer in San Francisco. When you see him out and about why not let him know that if he wants support for gay equality then he's gonna have to pony up with female equality and that means: end the promulgation of misogyny. I don't laugh at homophobia. If a gay dude Republican runs for president let's ask Morford what demeaning blows liberals can call him. Should we put his head shot on the photo with this post? I am so sick of saying stop with misogyny to liberals who are women, gay or so-called progressive. For the record a women running for the highest office IS progressive. And btw, Morford: half the country still feels as does Ms. Bachmann about gay marriage, so while she is not your cup of tea, you'd better be willing to call half the country bat shit crazy for now wanting gay marriage.

My highest wish is that Bachmann sit this one out, so we can be sure to get Obama out. But that said....we welcome women of any political persuasion to run. Just not this go round. Not unless Hillary comes back and makes mincemeat out of O-fool us once shame on you, fool us twice shame on us.

Here are some creepy crawly gems from backasswards Morford:

the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States.

And by "running" she does not mean putting on those supercute little silver jogging shoes with the funny blinky LED lights in the heels that she saw at DSW that one time, because that would be silly and not make any sense at all, and she wants people to understand she is very serious about this campaign thing and is definitely not as totally loopy bats--t crazy as your demented Aunt Sylvia with the twitchy eye, 23 parakeets and the addiction to little tubes of Oscar Meyer bologna wrapped around a fistful of oxycodone.

Except, of course, that she totally is. heavily shellacked automaton...
neo-Stepford throwback and easily the flat-out nuttiest female ever to raise a hugely depressing $13 million for her clumsy campaign launch, Michele wants to lead us all to salvation...
become the next Sarah Palin, who herself isn't really Sarah Palin anymore, given how numb the country has become to her endless malapropisms and embarrassing public moments, thus leaving a huge opening for someone even more dangerously bizarre to step in and mortify the human race."

without Hillary, there would be no Michele. Without Hillary to pave the way for all shapes and IQs of women to follow her lead, well, Bachmann would still be cruising the wealthy suburbs of Minnesota, hurling Bibles at terrified children from the trunk of her pink Lexus.

Yes, kids you got that right. Morford is peeved the Hillary opened the door for women. Now let's be clear that Morford was not on Hillary's side in 2008, and it is clear--even as he tries to play nice by calling Hillary intelligent here--that he's just plain ol' pissed at women.

The sad fact is Morford is understandably mad at Bachmann because of her views on gays, but ...the sad fact is Morford is using misogyny to hurt Bachmann so they are actually two of the same when it comes to dislike for a group of people. Morford is using using sexism to hurt those who use homophobia. But the thing is...he doesn't say his sexism is wrong and it is all just a show technique to show that is it as bad to be misogynistic as homophobic. Morford hate strong willed women who disagree with him in a way he does not hate strong willed men who disagree with him. Sexism is wrong, you faggot. Get the point yet!!!!! Missy Morford? Now when the first gay dude runs for president let's all remember to use Miss Mark's techniqe:

A gay man is running for president and...
by "running" he does not mean putting on those supercute little silver work boots paired with short short fruity cut off jean shorts with the funny blinky LED lights that make a big arrow to his receivership butt that he saw at gay bath house that one time, while sitting next to Larry Craig in the men's room at the Congressional gay man's bathhouse while....of course you get the point you dimwit misogynist Morford. Fuck you and the respect you ask for but refuse to give. Get on to policy and stop with the sexism.

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