Uppity Woman scores again, leaks Obama's recurring monthly schedule

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One of our big failings is that we don't get over to Uppity Woman nearly enough! Her space on the Internet is so valuable to mind and soul. Today we are posting a teaser on her hilarious item titled: "Obama's 3-year presidential checklist of recurring tasks." Her are a few but be sure to click over to read the whole! And then go to her home page for more hilarious treats.
http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2011/07/08/obama-presidential-checklist/

BO's recurring To Dos:

Alienate Seniors. Check.

Play golf. Check.

Alienate women. Check.

Have somebody use the Race Card. Check.

Go on vacation. Check.

Alienate Jews. Check.

Break another promise. Check.

Have somebody use the Race Card. Check.

Give banks money. Lotsa money. Check.

Behave like a petulant 10 year-old. Check.

Play golf. Check.

Alienate Christians. Check.

Alienate Atheists. Check.

Discuss Sharia Law with BFFs. Check.

Play golf. Check.

Receive the Nobel Peace Prize for being elected. Check. Enter two wars and extend a third. Check.

Giggle on The View. Check.

Print more money to give away to Wall Street sponsors.

Play golf. Check.

Appear on Ms. Magazine cover as What A Feminist Looks Like”. Put Stupak in an Executive Order. Check.

Give failing motor companies money. Lotsa money.

Go on vacation. Check.

Tell border patrols they had better not have a gun when they are getting killed.

Have photo taken swimming in protected bay- pretend to be swimming in Gulf. Order seafood from Maine. Check.

Warn against impending “Skyrocketing Cost Of Energy”. Check.

Implement “Skyrocketing Cost Of Energy” and send some “Price Signals”. Check.

Read another speech to subjects . Be late. Check.

Alienate Independents. Check.

Tell everybody not to “Jump to conclusions” when an Islamofascist opens fire and kills silly Americans. Check.

Have somebody use the Race Card. Check.

Pretend to care. Fail. Retry. Fail. Retry. Fail.

Read a speech to subjects. Be late. Check.

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hate the Drake but love the

hate the Drake but love the Uppity Woman:-)

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